Squid Stick
This is the first threat I have received via postagram, although I have to be honest, I have sent out several threats myself. It’s harmless banter. Can you imagine what a squid would smell like by the time it got to me? That is one science project I want nothing to do with.

Note to self: do not open any package from Karmen.

The Facts:
Other Party: Karmen M
Card Number: 0106
Average Color: 342B24
Date Sent: Unavailable
Date Received: Unavailable
Sender Location: San Francisco, CA*
Receiver Location: Platteville, WI
Distance Traveled: 1710Miles
Average Speed: Unavailable

*Printed and mailed from San Francisco